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AY CABRON

FootyBandit

Published: Apr 17, 2017

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Full Body: 20 Diamonds
Shaded: 2 Diamonds
Detailed BG: 10 Diamonds
Story: 8 Diamonds
Main Quest: 10 Diamonds
Total: 50 Diamonds

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MANE QUEST

You’ve been travelling for what feels like forever. You stop to rest but are rudely awaken by the sound of wild dogs, they sound pretty vicious and large in number. What do you do?

A] Run, Flee

B] Hide, head for the bushes, then search for shelter.

C] Follow the noise and attack

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Have you ever been so tired, that you've done something incredibly stupid?

Looking back on that day, I should have used my brain a little more, and not let my exhaustion and testosterone get the best of me. I had just recently left that crazy band of hombres in search of... what I wasn't really sure... but I had forced my bones to carry me as far away from the desert as I could go. With the combination of heat and non-stop traveling, my hooves told me they would walk no farther. It was the middle of the night, so I sniffed out a nice patch of soft grass and plopped my sorry trasero onto the ground with an umph!

I swear, I had not been asleep for five minutes when this horrendous howling began ringing through my ears. I snapped awake, a dull thrumming pounding a tune in my cabeza, as I groggily searched for the source of the noise. The moon was bright that night, and I could see rather well- but nothing out of the ordinary came into my view. I pinned my ears back in annoyance and closed my eyes again, thinking that the canines that the noise was coming from had to stop sometime soon.

I was so wrong.
IT WENT ON FOR HOURS. I don't know if they were having some sort of party, or they got into some fermented apples or something, but they would not stop! I just couldn't stand it anymore. I was so tired. With the snort of an angry bull, I lept out of my warm bed of grass and shouted into the night.

"AY CABRON!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"
I usually don't use such crass language, but again... I was so tired... what was I thinking? I didn't know how many dogs were out there! My body was exhausted, how was I supposed to fight if there were too many? Immediately the howling stopped, and I felt a shiver run down my spine. That was a bad idea. My senses went into overdrive as my body stood stock still. The air was deathly quiet, and I swivled my ears as quickly as I could to get any sort of sound from where the hounds would be.

Luckily, a snap from behind me told me of their placement, and I shot forward just in time as a big harry old perro leapt from the bushes. Something inside of me snapped... perhaps it was the exhaustion, perhaps it was my need to prove to myself I could survive on my own... or perhaps I was just young and stupid- but instead of running like any sane horse should do, I wheeled on my back legs and came charging back at the beast. I must have caught it off guard, because a satisfying yelp reached my ears as my iron hooves trampled over him. The crunching sounds made my hair stand on end, but I knew the law of the wild - eat or be eaten... and in this case I had decided I was not going to be eaten today.

As I continued on my rampage, I saw a flicker of movement in the corner of my left eye, and without thinking flashed one of my back hooves in that direction. Another yelp hit my ears, just as fangs snapped with an empty click on my right side. That was a close one... I turned again, bringing my front hooves down hard into the ground before me. The dog underneath moved with impecible agility, but terrified, I saw him run off. An angry whinny left my lips as another perro came bounding over like he owned the place. I charged again, the dog dodging my attack and suddenly jumping onto my back. There was no way I was standing for that, and a lovely rodeo began. I leaped like a mad-man, the dog holding on my the scruff of my mane. Snorts of anger flew from my nostrils as I took one massive leap and stopped suddenly, throwing my head back. The back of my skull connected with the front of his and he fell off, dazed as I kicked out at him again. Catching the mutt in the gut, I heard the rush of air leave his lungs as he flew a good five feet away from me. Stumbling he ran off, and I looked back at the carnage that I had wrecked on the two others and satisfyingly saw them flee silently.

I stood there quietly, my chest heaving as the adrenaline slowly began to eek out of my veins. I could feel my legs shaking terribly underneath me, and with one last huff of breath, sank to my knees- tired as a dog. I laughed at my own stupid wit and sank into a half uncontious sleep.

WORD COUNT: 809

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nekonotaishou

May 6, 2017

Lo adoro!

This is awesome, Footy!